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Prophet of the Bop
02:13
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well late one night i was sleepin in my bed when the ghost of big bopper walked in and then he said, "kelso, the bop must live on. kelso, you are the chosen one. spread the power of the bop to everyone. surely don't stop it, you're the prophet of the bop it"
then i jumped out of bed, put on my boppin' shoes, i pressed record and then i bop bop bopped the blues cuz im the prophet, yea yea yea im the prophet (of the bop it). if youre crossing your arms you need to stop it, come on we gotta bop it im the prophet of the bop it.
well i cant force you to dance because im sure that is illegal. but, i can write a song so good that youre hips just wont conceal. cuz when the band starts boppin, everybodys hips start popping, everybodys hips will start popping.
the boppin has been neglected, the boppin has been neglected, the boppin has been resurrected, the boppin has been neglected. if youre standing still then theres the door, the boppin wont be neglected anymore, cuz im the prophet of the bop it
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Let's Bop
04:29
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lets bop...
everybody in the whole damn:
1.room
2.street
3.hood
4.city
5.county
6.state
7.country
8.world
9.galaxy
lets bop!
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you do the bop...
Matt Farley:
I do the bop on saturday nights. I do the bop and then I get into fights with anybody that tells me that boppin isnt right. They try to bring me down from my great height, so i punch them in the face. oh yea, i punch em in the face and then i say "who's next?"
I love to bop, i will not be stopped and anybody who tries is gonna get dropped. The number one thing on my to do list is punching anti-boppers with my fist. i dont know know why they try to legislate against my right to bop because boppin is great (sing it).
Boppin' is my passion, it's not a hobby or a sport. Boppin's been argued in the supreme court, anti-boppers want it banned all across this land. oh yea, that's their crazy demand, i hope things don't go according to their plan.
I'm gonna punch you. Im going to punch you in your stupid face if you try to impede on my right to bop. Say hello to my fist. Don't try to stop me from boppin'.
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Well Bop
04:11
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Well, thats what i fell into last night when i was singin the blues. I went to the country, and ill dwell: thats where it didnt go swell.
I went boppin out there for a barn hopper but the cows came home so we had to stop her. I went for a walk and saw a cute well, and that was where I fell.
I landed on my feet, looked at the ground, saw a dancefloor with fire all around, skeleton heads that were put into a spell: i knew that i was in hell.
there stood a red man with a popped up collar, platform creepers so he was much taller. robert johnson's soul was in his pocket, he could really move, faster than a rocket. when i came down there i was an unwelcomed guest: i knew that he was just gonna kill me next
devil: "listen kid, youre going to die, all of these dancers tried to kill me, none survived. a rocker, a twister, a boogie-woogie sister. I danced them all to death without even a blister."
kelso: "well listen devilman, theres still one left: im going to bop im goin to bop im going to bop you to death"
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Let's Bop It Tonight
02:04
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do the hip
do the hop
do the flip, flop
and no were gonna bop
pretty baby, were gonna bop it tonight, pretty baby, lets bop it tonight, were gonna bop bop bop everybodys gonna feel alright
were gonna bop it to the east, bop it to the west, bop bop bop you wont get no rest
pretty baby, were gonna bop it tonight, pretty baby, lets bop it tonight, were gonna bop bop bop everybodys gonna feel alright
were gonna bop it from the north, bop it to the south, bop bop bop youll say "bop it" from your mouth
pretty baby, were gonna bop it tonight, pretty baby, lets bop it tonight, were gonna bop bop bop everybodys gonna feel alright
well everybody's saying that im boppin too much. "if you keep boppin then youll be in a crutch". but ill keep boppin to my very last touch, cuz what's the point of living and life and such?
pretty baby, were gonna bop it tonight, pretty baby, lets bop it tonight, were gonna bop bop bop everybodys gonna feel alright
do the hip
do the hop
do the flip, flop
and no were gonna bop
pretty baby, were gonna bop it tonight, pretty baby, lets bop it tonight, were gonna bop bop bop everybodys gonna feel alright
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I Wanna Bop
03:03
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I wanna bop...
My only declaration is that i just really want to bop.
when i fly into your nation, my bags are all empty except the bop
You don't gotta bop, baby you can shake or twist.
Cuz the bop is subjective, you don't gotta do it like this.
You know im always boppin baby, even when im in my dreams.
Now it's time to get boppin, and stop listing all of these things.
I wanna bop, bop, b-o-p.
i wanna bop, bop, with your d-o-g.
i wanna bop, bop, or with your c-a-t
I wanna bop, bop, b-o-p
with the b-o-p-p-e-r-s, lets bop boppers, lets bop
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me and you, me and you lets put on our boppin shoes and lets bop it.
i want to bop i want to bop it. i want to bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop it with you.
me and you, me and you well theres nothin else to do so lets bop it.
i want to bop i want to bop it. i want to bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop it with you.
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i always want to bop baby, ill boppin till the break of day
ill go to bop on friday, and the boppin is where ill stay
wake up in the morning, ill bop right out of bed
if you see me thinkin about somethin, im probably just boppin in my head
all my friends are tellin me, "man, youre just addicted to the bop"
but i disagree with that, because if i wanted to i could stop
im always boppin baby, its my only coping mechanism
if youre gonna get me to stop baby, youre gonna have to create a schism.
cuz i always want to bop baby, ill boppin till the break of day
ill go to bop on friday, and the boppin is where ill stay
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Bop Time
01:44
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1 oclock
2 oclock
3 oclock
4 oclock
5 oclock
6 oclock
every fuckin oclock is bop time
look at the watch on your wrist and then lets do the twist because its bop time
rolex, timex, tissot, casio, how much time should we bake the casserole?
bop time
the casserole may get burned, but that is of no concern because its bop time
little boy hugo boppin in the clock all day, state of arizona doesnt want to daylight save the bop time
the boppin wont be gradual so make sure youre punctual for bop time
a-l-l-t-i-m-e-i-s-b-o-p-t-i-m-e, bop time
if you want to talk tonight, send a calendar invite for bop time
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When I Bop in My Room
06:42
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when i bop in my room i wont be trying to play like you. ill just be doing it for me, i dont care how its supposed to be.
when i play my guitar all of the purists may run far. "thats not the proper technique", "dont go looking at albert king".
when i bop really hard it may not be the fanciest chord. my piano may sound funny, i dont want to spend too much money.
some folks may scorn that i dont have any horns. "thats not the way the bop should be, its just a meaningless degree".
skilled or not i must say: tapping your foot doesnt discriminate. call me a fool any day, as long as i bop im okay.
i want to bop i want bop. i want to bop i want to bop. i want to bop, do do do.
i want to bop in my room
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